Tree-like crime - a short story by Bgirlabby

Mangled asses have been turning up all over Florida and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a repleskbed, and still nobody has a clue who the tree-like killer is.

Erwin Bob Smith is an obese and saggy Sherlock Holmes with a fondness for spanking. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the scary killer.

When his rape victim, Erwin Smith, is kidnapped, Erwin Smith finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a rapey Andy Black.

He enlists the help of a slow doctor called Ackerman.

Can Ackerman help Smith overcome his staring at those tight AOT uniform pants addiction and find the answers before the smelly killer and his deadly repleskbed strike again?