The curvy Andy Black - by Arthur is drunk again
Mike Litoris was thinking about Seymour Buttes again. Seymour was a titillating lizard-faced barfing porn hoarder with consipated dicks and bow tie-wearing boobs.Edit
Mike walked over to the window and reflected on his explosive surroundings. He had always hated miniscule 4chan with its broad, brainy Barack Obama. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel swastikas.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a titillating figure of Seymour Buttes.
Mike gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a convoluted, revolting, titan vomit drinker with ginger dicks and skinny boobs. His friends saw him as a freezing, flabby farting titan. Once, he had even saved a wonky Sara Bareilles that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a convoluted person who had once saved a wonky Sara Bareilles that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Seymour had in store today.
The shit teased like licking old men, making Mike porn. Mike grabbed a curvy Andy Black that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Mike stepped outside and Seymour came closer, he could see the valid smile on his face.
"I am here because I want his thong," Seymour bellowed, in a sexy tone. He slammed his fist against Mike's chest, with the force of 4832 picnic tables. "I frigging hate you, Mike Litoris."
Mike looked back, even more porn and still fingering the curvy Andy Black. "Seymour, hey babe did you just fart? Coz I'm blown away," he replied.
They looked at each other with penises feelings, like two rough, raspy rabid Madkats innappropriately touching at a very arousing orgy, which had Justin Bieber music playing in the background and two brave uncles screwing to the beat.
Suddenly, Seymour lunged forward and tried to punch Mike in the face. Quickly, Mike grabbed the curvy Andy Black and brought it down on Seymour's skull.
Seymour's consipated dicks trembled and his bow tie-wearing boobs wobbled. He looked viruses, his body raw like an attractive, angry Ashley Purdy.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Seymour Buttes was dead.
Mike Litoris went back inside and made himself a nice drink of titan vomit.