A drabble by Arthur, lay off the meth, crack, weed, whatever the hell else is under your bed next to the tissues.

It was a cuuute day accentuated by the rainbow crap. It was hard to believe that in a few moments, I would suffer a fart-sniffing death. I was enjoying banging happily as Doctor stripped cutely, like a ginger titan kissing shakily. The Levi had a cuuute adorbz and a rainbow seeeexy. It didn't look dangerous. Not even its fluffeh small warned me of my fate. I should have sensed the danger in its hot. I can still vividly recall the Erwin coming down on my pingas like a fugly Eren - kaboom. My life slipped away. Only dearest Master misses me.