Short Castiel's Huge Wings - by Arthur fucking Kirkland

Dean Winchester suspected something was a little off when his intelligent brother tried to bang him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly short angel, Castiel Bloggs, that his life finally began to make sense. However, Castiel proved to be vile and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with making out. Dean soon learnt that Castiel had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.

When Dean's intelligent brother is injured in an unfortunate accident, Dean realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Castiel's huge wings and giant dick, Dean finds himself falling for the angel. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.

One night, a demon appears before Dean and warns him of a darkness within Castiel. The demon gives Dean the round dildo - the only weapon that can defeat a short angel.

Will Dean find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly alive? (Hint: yes!)