Selfish Sam Winchester - by Chuck Shurley (Arthur's long-lost cousin)Edit

Dean Winchester was thinking about Sam Winchester again. Sam was a selfish moose with dirty balls and curvaceous ears.Edit

Dean walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. He had always hated boring Lawrence with its oily, obedient old houses. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel unstable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the selfish figure of Sam Winchester.

Dean gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a stingy, wild, beer drinker with tall balls and beautiful ears. His friends saw him as an arrogant, annoying alcoholic with daddy issues. Once, he had even brought a silly Bobby Singer back from the brink of death.

But not even a stingy person who had once brought a silly Bobby Singer back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Sam had in store today.

The snow flurried like kissing demons, making Dean lonely. Dean grabbed Castiel's wet trenchcoat that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Dean stepped outside and Sam came closer, he could see the uninterested glint in his eye.

Sam gazed with the affection of 8413 sweet gigantic ghosts. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want to eat you."

Dean looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the wet trenchcoat. "Sam, I'm in love with Cas," he replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two annoying, angry angels stripping at a very incredible funeral, which had thrash metal music playing in the background and two adorable uncles banging to the beat.

Suddenly, Sam lunged forward and tried to punch Dean in the face. Quickly, Dean grabbed the wet trenchcoat and brought it down on Sam's skull.

Sam's dirty balls trembled and his curvaceous ears wobbled. He looked sad, his emotions raw like a deadly, disturbed dildo.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Sam Winchester was dead.

Dean Winchester went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.