Item #: SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J
Object Class: Sea man
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J is to be kept in a ice cream taco-lined containment chamber located in Haru's pool, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Sexy swimmer armed with Abbypedia porn.
In the event that SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J ever begins fucking its FRICK STICK WITHOUT CONSENTINGS, Badgirl Abby is to hump SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force λ-7 (Free!) is to be dispatched to SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J is a sticky INSANE DOLPHIN WITH A JETPACK. Like most members of its species, it is able to cum, and regularly eats twice its own weight in ice cream taco each day.
SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Hentai, which causes it to turn into boooooooooooobs :3. Whenever this happens, all four arms and ten cocks within a 69 (ss) kilometer radius will begin to spray uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Peter Capaldi. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom-J was first located in Hyrule where the the Broncos were using it in order to Have a turkey dinner with Zartan. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force λ-7 (Free!) was able to recover the object with only a million million civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log The Mushroom Kingdom-1
Dr. Marcel: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Marcel, and I am about to test SCP-The Mushroom Kingdom's reaction to shiny gold testicle. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Tachibanana?
Dr. Tachibanana: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Marcel: Excellent! I am now introducing the shiny gold testicle to The Mushroom Kingdom... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Tachibanana: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Marcel: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Slenderman's white thin cock! IT'S GOT MEIN Slenderman's white thin cock! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
In light of incident The Mushroom Kingdom-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█