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Headmaster


Headmaster sir Good evening sir come to give me a caning sir would you like that sir is a naked, sexy sexy sexy and kawaii Australian kisser from Pen Island. His life is going nowhere until he meets Sexy sexy sexy Boy, a hot, arousing man with a passion for banging. Headmaster sir takes an instant disliking to Sexy sexy sexy and the bitchy and whiny ways he learnt during his years in Jack Harkness' room. However, when a hobosexual tries to give to Belarus Headmaster sir, Sexy sexy sexy springs to the rescue. Headmaster sir begins to notices that Sexy sexy sexy is actually rather gay at heart. But, the pressures of Sexy sexy sexy's job as a Youtube Commenter leave him blind to Headmaster sir's affections and Headmaster sir takes up anime to try an distract himself. Finally, when douchebag Weirdo, Seeexxxyyyy Cock, threatens to come between them, Sexy sexy sexy has to act fast. But will they ever find the mmmmmm love that they deserve?



"I fell in love with the stripperific Sexy sexy sexy Boy. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot." - The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Headmaster sir Good evening sir come to give me a caning sir would you like that sir's Diary does deliver a strong social lesson." - Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a hobosexual tries to give to Belarus Headmaster sir - nearly fell off my seat." - Hit the Spoof

"I could do better." - Zob Gloop

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