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A long, long time ago in a wet, wet galaxy...


After leaving the soupy purple country planet Coruscant, a group of Judoon fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a people in the shower, space Von's house. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Dick L. Ong, an Excalibur's dick Blair capable of stealing dildos and even ear raep. Terrified, a Death the Kid's hair Shinigami known as Jim Moriarty flees the Empire, with her protector, Andy Black. They head for SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA on the planet New New New New New New New New New Earth. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Black uses his wet Andy Black's penis to defend Jim. Black and Shinigami Jim decide it's time to leave New New New New New New New New New Earth and steal a RED pingas to shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of Captain Jack Harkness. Black is attacked and the Shinigami is captured by the Captain Jack Harkness and taken back to SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA. Black must fight to save Shinigami Jim but when he accidentally unearths a Starscream's aft vibrator, the entire future of the wet, soupy purple country galaxy is at stake.


"I really, really, really hope that Black saves Shinigami Jim because I love this story soooooo much!"

- The Daily Tale

"An Excalibur's dick Blair, a tribe of Captain Jack Harkness and a Death the Kid's hair Shinigami - haven't we seen this before somewhere?"

- Enid Kibbler

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