Faehcaelb is the firstborn of Bgirlabby and Madkat's children. His full name is Faehcaelb Dlanor Blankenshit, and like his parents, enjoys drinking windex. Unlike his parents, he also seems to have a fetish for drinking bleach (this seems to be a trait inherited by his namesake, Bleacheaf). Faeh is very demonic in personality and loves pranking his younger siblings. The most well known of his unfortunate experiences is when he bit an old lady who bumped into him. She died of rabies the next day.