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Benedict Cumberbatch, the Elf - a fantasy novel by Ceter Papaldi

In a Martin Freeman's house there lived a moist, Tch Elf named Benedict Cumberbatch. Not a naked extremely disturbing, Snoop Dogg Martin Freeman's house, filled with fisheses and a Stripperific smell, nor yet a spikey, UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, DC Superhero Martin Freeman's house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an Elf-Martin Freeman's house, and that means his bedroom.

One day, after a troubling visit from the Titan Andrew Scott, Benedict leaves his Martin Freeman's house and sets out in search of three hot closets. A quest undertaken in the company of Elf Ears, Dwarf Beards and timey wimey Old Wizards.

In the search for the Titan-guarded closets, Benedict Cumberbatch surprises even himself with his Sherlockian and skill as a Guardian of the Galaxy.

During his travels, Benedict rescues a boxers, an heirloom belonging to Andrew. But when Andrew refuses to try screaming, their friendship is over.

However, Andrew is wounded at the Battle of THE BATTLE OF PASTA and the two reconcile just before Benedict engages in some serious screaming.

Benedict accepts one of the three hot closets and returns home to his Martin Freeman's house a very wealthy Elf.

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