A Sexy, Perfect Man - A Smut Novel by Roy Mustang
"I'm going to need fun human transmutations, big, fun human transmutations."
It was a time of terror. Jealous chimeras would castrate each other in the street. Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One sexy, perfect man - Envy Homunculus.
Envy is a 175-year-old state alchemist from Amestris with a thirst for dildos. He knows that to stop the jealous chimeras from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his smart lover, Edward Elric. He gives up his insane life and travels to Ishbal where he attends an important June 26th and acquires some fun human transmutations. However, Envy finds himself troubled by his insane ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the jealous chimeras?
Praise for A Sexy, Perfect Man
"Never have there been more chilling villains than jealous chimeras that castrate each other." - The Daily Tale